Bar Mitzvah poem: based on Casey at the Bat
Introduction:
It's August twenty-third
And El Paso is full of joy;
For Stephen Silverberg is
A new Bar Mitzvah boy.
Conclusion:
Oh somewhere in this synagogue
The sun is shining bright;
And thoughts of food are widespread
"Can't wait to get a bite!"
And somewhere in some ball park
There shouts a diehard fan
"Nice goin' Stephen;
Today you are a man!"