Wedding Speech Sample

Based on the Gettysburg address:

Introduction:
One score and two years ago, this father (and that mother) brought forth on this continent a new daughter, conceived in love, who agreed in principal to a proposal by one R. Schwartz that she be consecrated to him in holy matrimony.

Conclusion:
We have tonight highly resolved that this union shall endure sans pain-that this pair shall have a happy future, and that comments of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish, and shall be of mirth.